We Swear

To all you drunks:

Thanks for stopping by.

It was great to have you.

I hope you didn’t pick up an burns on your knees from all the crawling.

For the ladies – it appears that being on all fours does ‘tighten that right up’.

For the guys – when using the restroom, please at least *try* to aim.

See you next year!

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